This is the story of Flappy Beard the Alchemist.
He's trying to produce the Philosopher's Stone but for that, he needs the five elemental orbs and the powers they give him.
Kinda Metroidvania Like.
Note: I've had some performance bugs, most of which should be fixed now. I'll look into speeding it up a bit more. Let me know if you experience any slowdown over time or you glitch through walls and floors. Thanks. I hope you like it anyway.